The Vent

• Every personality quirk has got a name these days - depression, schizonrenia, manic depressive, dissociative disorder... whatever happened to just being plain old crazy? When did we start quantifying and qualifying craziness? Craziness even has a specific time of the year now... seasonal depression. If you're crazy in December, you're crazy in June!

• Tonight on the way home from work, I heard a radio commercial that said, "This is only for the grown & sexy. If you are not grown & sexy, please change the radio station now"... and then it had like three seconds of silence for our brethern with low self esteem and poor self image to change to station. What's the point?... Out of total defiance, I change the station!
  

• Is anyone else tired of listening to Nick Lachey cry and whine about his marriage ending? Did he not watch the first season of "Newlyweds" at all? I knew the marraige was going to end by the first commerical break, season one, episode one when she cried over having to wash clothes... Moral of the Story: you shouldn't marry people to get around the whole chastity thing... interpretation is totally up to.

• People say the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but I think the construction workers laying the payment are corporate executives that make over $250,000.

• All the world's a stage and we are all actors/actresses. Tom Cruise is an actor that makes $25 M per movie. Therefore, I should be making... it's a simple syllogism to me.
  

• Thanks to cell phones, I saved over $35,000 today. Due to long morning and general quarter life crisis, I was hot to buy a car. I went to Nalley Lexus on my lunch break, where I was ignored by two salesmen both on their cell phones... Thanks guys, I'm totally over it now.