Can I Quote You?
I actually had a little down time at work today and the best part of down time is getting to indulge in ridiculous email threads with some of your favorites. Out of this day came many quotable quotes that I had to etch in blogger stone.
I'm totally aware that without context, these probably won't be funny but I find them hilarious annnnnnd it's my blog annnnnd I'll read this for the next 10-days and crack up each time!
- Well now the casual fornication is out the window since his brothers of Sigma Tau Delta will obviously be in the room
- I have officially adopted " if you like it, I love it" as a part of my everyday vocabulary.
- Try anything once, if you like it, do it again...
- Other than the whole STD thing, I really don't see why you should treat him with extra caution...
- The a$$hole in me doesn't understand this kind of thinking
- Little known fact -- we have a client that is working to find a cure for HPV in manatees and sea turtles
- I guess now is not the time for me to reveal my undying love for you...( hahahahahahahahahahha, whew my sides hurt) ...we'd have cute kids though.
- TWO WORDS -- Planet alignment
- ...I don't think he could have handled you...and you would have ended up working on the couches in front of the training room to avoid your officemate.
- No, it definitely wan't a good relationship... but at least I got an iPod out of it.
- Think about the long-walk-to-my-office debacle -- and you were several doors down on the opposite side of the hall
- Sure I'm brilliant, wittiy, hard-working, tinkering on outrageously successful, attractve --wwwwait, I lost myself --
- See, no good deed goes unpunished!
- The Lord accepts 10 percent. I'm more of a 50 kind of girl!
- When can I be expecting my kickbacks in the mail
- Well rethink no more... our friendship is one of longtime invested unparalleled foolishness including late-night dance parties, obession with the apprentice, entire weekends spent on a couch or a floor in our pj's, random crab meals, getting annoyed with rachel ray's excessive use of salt, finding comedy in what most people would consider regular everyday bahavior and I could go on and. Now who else can you share all this with? :)
posted by crystal @ 6:57 PM
5 Comments:
LOL! Some of those are funny without context or author - although I can figure out who said some of them.
Definitely the "Sure I'm brilliant, wittiy, hard-working, tinkering on outrageously successful, attractve --wwwwait, I lost myself -" belongs to you and the "The a$$hole in me doesn't understand this kind of thinking" is Michael.
Hope everything is going well and I miss you a lot!
I'm not sure who all is involved in the conversation, but I can easily pick out you/Mike. I swear the two of you share DNA. It's scary and weird! I miss both of you and the Black Family reunion where I was the only white girl doing the "rock away" Lean back. Lean back.
Do manatees really have STDs. If so, I'm sad.
Lol! Thank you so much for listening to me cry for 2-hours last night and helping me through this rough patch. It meant everything. You are such an inspiration and a bright light for me. I've said it once, I'll say it again. I'm waaay your senior, but when I grow up I want to be just like you!
You're such a blessing and I've got much love for you.
You and Michael together are the two funniest people I know and you all have a language that only the two of you understand! I would say at least 80% of this came from an email between the two of you. I miss hanging out with the both of you together!
Hillary
"Casual fornication"? Clearly this is a Crystal comment. Only you would put those two words together, Silly! :-)
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